Anonymous whispered: Your ass is a masterpiece I'll give you that haha, but you're also really cute. I like that innocent girl look haha. Now kiss me if I'm wrong but... something tells me you aren't really that innocent

master-bruce-wayne:

bigfluffycat:

i can smell the thirsty white boy from here

I’m surprised this doesn’t end with him saying

"m’lady"

what awful fedora-ridden hold did this guy crawl out of

I WAS THINKING THAT LOL

"‘If the girl had been worth having she’d have waited for you?’ No, sir, the girl really worth having won’t wait for anybody."
— F. Scott Fitzgerald, This Side of Paradise (via avvfvl)

ostracizedpoodle:

I don’t need alcohol to make bad decisions

I need it to feel better about myself after the fact lol

ipokemonmemes:

What a fucking cockblock
w3ndyclear:

Tigers Jaw by Windows Down Mag [Crossed Out Becausewhy] on Flickr.
lchry whispered: do you follow Denny's on tumblr?

tubesock:

tacobell:

They wish.

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tacobell:

Getting a breakfast burrito from a burger place? #ThatsLike playing fetch with a cat.